Has science gone too far?

[text] Coders Who Drink Coffee Have Growth Mindset Because Plants Grow A recent study by the Caffeine Institute of Technology CIT suggests that the growth mindset is a consequence of drinking the essence of the coffee plant which like all other plants grows very large from a tiny seed. One of the participants buzzing with excitement proclaimed Im a plant Im a freaking plant Bow down to my pistils mortals He then wrote a compiler in Rust for his very own programming language and refused to code mainstream garbage anymore. CIT Researcher Dr. Jav A. Mocha states The