GUI vs CLI

Content INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES ONE INJECTS BUGS ONE FIXES BUGS

Content NORMAL PEOPLE:OMG!! AI IS GONNA TAKE OVER AND GOING TO TAKE OUR JOBS!!!! PROGRAMMERS: Finally, inner peace.

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Ah, the Gartner Hype Cycle - tech's emotional rollercoaster! Right now we're all riding that sweet, sweet ChatGPT high at "Peak of Inflated Expectations" where everyone thinks AI will solve everything from debugging your code to fixing your love life. Just wait for that "Trough of Disillusionment" when we realize it still can't figure out why your code works in dev but crashes in production. The real fun begins when some manager inevitably says "Let's use AI to rewrite our entire codebase!" and then blames the junior dev when it hallucinates semicolons in Python.

Content VBA after breaking its 2-year streak of being the most dreaded language in the Stack Overflow Survey: VBA VBA VBA VBAS RUST (cibjure Typescript 1 Elixir 2 Julia 5 Objective-c MATLAB VBA 35 36 37 COBOL 38

Ah, the classic programming love story that was doomed from the start. She returns values, he doesn't return anything – basically the relationship equivalent of sending texts and getting left on read. The compiler warned him they were incompatible, but he disabled warnings with -w and compiled anyway. Their entire relationship was just her waiting for him to return something meaningful while he just... existed. And people wonder why programmers have commitment issues.