Gotta love being "Agile"

The mysterious art of Scrum Mastery: show up to standup, ask "any blockers?", update a Jira dashboard, and somehow that's a full-time job. Meanwhile, developers are grinding through 47 tickets and wondering what dark magic keeps this person employed. The true genius of Agile isn't the methodology—it's convincing management you need a dedicated person to ask "can we wrap this up, we're at 16 minutes" every morning.

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