Give A Man A Program, Frustrate Him For A Lifetime

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Give A Man A Program, Frustrate Him For A Lifetime

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A modern take on the old fishing proverb, but with 100% more existential dread. Sure, using someone else's code feels like a quick win until it breaks in production. But learning to code yourself? That's signing up for a lifetime subscription to Stack Overflow, mysterious bugs at 2AM, and the crushing realization that your beautiful architecture will be legacy code by next Tuesday. The real joke is we keep coming back for more punishment. Stockholm syndrome for nerds.

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