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The ultimate dream isn't having AI code for you or do your laundry - it's having AI handle everything while you ascend to your final form: a professional couch potato. Why optimize workflows when you can eliminate them? The future isn't about productivity tools; it's about outsourcing your entire existence to algorithms so you can finally achieve humanity's true purpose: absolutely nothing. The singularity isn't something to fear - it's something to schedule your Netflix binges around.

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Content Brooklin Nash realBrookNash Don't touch those, they're my emotional support Chrome tabs. Yes, all 27. 9:18 AM 21323 25.5K Views 97 Retweets 23 Ouotes ProgrammerHumor. io

Content What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere!And I thought I saw a two. Itwas just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.

The existential dread of logging into Jira only to discover they've completely redesigned the UI... AGAIN . Just when you memorized where everything was, they've shuffled the entire interface like a deck of cards. Now you need another 3 sprints just to figure out how to create a ticket. The desperate "WHY?!" captures that perfect mix of betrayal and resignation every dev feels when forced to relearn a tool that was already barely tolerable to begin with.

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