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Software Engineer Native Range Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur- nal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 Or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupt- ed while at work, and it theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance- like state of coding Not surprisingly, Software Engineers are solitary creatures, except for occasional gath- erings called "code reviews." In these gath- erings, engineers gently pace around a clear- ing, sizing up each other’s work. Although occasional battles will erupt, they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated Beverages, Potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles