Friend found this on his office door

[text] g S . Software Engineer Nerdious Geekius The elusive Software Engineer is a noctur nal creature rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupt ed while at work and it theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance like state of coding. Not surprisingly Software Engineers are solitary creatures except for occasional gath erings called code reviews. In these gath erings engineers gently pace around a clear ing sizing up each others work. Although occasional battles will erupt they mostly end without injury and the engineer will retreat to their desk and continue to hibernate. iv R i y o . ke Native Range wCE e e e AR v P2 Coaapae e RS i 42 2 A b.r. R s a8 Q a7 ANCSE s NS sy 4 T G Wy 7 L N i el R Nt L 3 . . i LS D e Diet Pizza caffeinated Beverages Potato chips Conservation Status Endangered due to poaching and head hunting. Fun Fact Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over identation styles