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Content Sam Carlton ThatGuySam To the programmer who invented null: Thanks for nothing. 1:31 PM 3322 Twitter Web App

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Two developers discussing test automation. One says "automate the test cases, exactly as they are written, and only use this dataset." The other nods along until the final panel where they reveal their true plan: "automate the test cases by changing everything the way I see fit and use made up data." That feeling when your coworker agrees to follow the test plan but then goes rogue with their own interpretation. And we wonder why the QA team drinks so heavily.

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