Father Of Programming

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Father Of Programming

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Dad jokes and programming puns - the ultimate combo that keeps marriages strong! While she thinks he's daydreaming about another woman, he's actually plotting how naming his son "Programming" would make him the "father of programming" - a title otherwise reserved for legends like Charles Babbage. The recursion in this joke is just *chef's kiss*. Peak dad humor meets computer science in one glorious pun that probably cost him cuddles for a week.

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