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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of password systems! First, they have the NERVE to tell you your password is wrong THREE TIMES IN A ROW. Then, when you're finally ready to throw your device into the nearest volcano, they force you to reset it. BUT WAIT! The final betrayal - "New password can't be old password." EXCUSE ME?! I literally just spent 20 minutes remembering that password, and now you're telling me I can't use it?! Shrek's face perfectly captures that moment of pure, unadulterated rage when the system basically says "I know exactly what your old password is, I just won't accept it." The digital equivalent of someone holding your keys above your head while you jump for them! 😤

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Java's weight loss journey is more impressive than any before-and-after fitness ad. Java 8 was that bulky framework carrying around excessive boilerplate code like it was trying to compensate for something. Meanwhile, Java 25 promises to be the sleek, efficient language we never thought possible – stripped of verbosity and unnecessary ceremony. Oracle finally realized that "public static void main(String[] args)" is just fancy speak for "hello world shouldn't require a doctoral thesis." Next update: Java fits on a floppy disk and your IDE stops begging for more RAM.