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BEHOLD! The rarest of all developer achievements - actually cleaning one's PC! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of this frog gentleman to wait FOUR ENTIRE YEARS before removing the ancient dust civilizations thriving inside his machine! Meanwhile, my cooling fans have been screaming like they're auditioning for a metal band since 2019. The dramatic formal announcement just SENDS me - as if cleaning your computer deserves a royal proclamation with trumpets and confetti. Honestly, the dust bunnies probably had their own government and taxation system by then. Revolutionary!

Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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