Faith in oracle lost [OC]

Content rAskReddit uHraVelho 11h What screams "I'm uneducated"? 4 11.3k J 13.5k Share BEST COMMENTS ExcelsiorVFX Now Not knowing the difference between Java and Javascript. Or calling it "C hash tag." Reply 4 0 J

Content PROGRAMMING Programmers Becoming Skeptical Over The Supernatural Abilities Of So-Called 'Magic Numbers' Paul E. Morfism Apr 6, 2024 - 1 min read

Content He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her. I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a ott pia " my sude. it's 2018 and I'm not using an IDE

Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."

The eternal cold war between Developers and Marketing, perfectly captured in a Star Trek format. Marketing thinks they're besties collaborating on the company mission, while Developers are silently calculating how many more "urgent priority changes" they can handle before rage-quitting to a cabin in the woods. The only thing these departments have in common is mutual bewilderment at each other's existence. Marketing's enthusiastic "Yes" paired with the Developer's deadpan "No" is basically every product meeting I've sat through for the last decade.

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