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Content Solving a math problem that would take 5 minutes on paper import math And spending 5 hours making a gui to make it look good.

Ah, nothing says "I was definitely sober and making good decisions" like nesting 6 for-loops into oblivion. This masterpiece of indentation is what happens when caffeine replaces blood in your circulatory system at 2AM. That beautiful staircase of closing brackets is basically the developer's version of those Russian nesting dolls, except each one contains a slightly more confused version of yourself. The best part? That O(n⁶) time complexity is going to run so slowly that you'll have time to rethink your entire career before it finishes executing. It's not a bug, it's a built-in meditation feature!

Content the internets isaacs izs May 10 7 years ago was 2009. So yes, I have this. Creator of NodeJS Actual Recruiter actualrecruiter 7-10 years experience nodeS 13 10 23 the internets isaacs izs 2- Follow I guess it wasn't until the summer that I started messing around with node, so a few months shy. But still :) passed to http.cat. (7 years ago RETWEETS LIKES 2 11 10:30 AM - 10 May 2016 13 2

Ah, the true gamer flex. Amateurs brag about their 60fps experience, but real pros know it's not about having a high frame rate—it's about being able to dominate at any frame rate. Whether you're running at a buttery smooth 600fps or a slideshow-worthy 6fps, your opponents are still getting absolutely wrecked. The hardware doesn't make the player; the player makes the hardware cry.

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