Everything Is Just An App Now

Content Python: Pythons can starve for up to two years without a feed! How do they survive? They burn energy only when it's absolutely essential. Also python: Energy efficiency of programming languages Python JavaScript Shines Fortran Java C Least efficient Most efficient

Content Schrdinger's statement: The below statement is both "important" and "not important" until I tell you whether this is CSS or Javascript !important

The eternal triangle of programming language drama, except one side is literally just a hybrid nobody asked for. Java and Python are out here living their best lives with massive communities and endless job postings, while Jython is sitting in the corner like "remember me? I let you run Python on the JVM!" Jython is that awkward middle child trying to bridge Java and Python together, combining the "write once, debug everywhere" philosophy of Java with Python's syntax. The problem? It's stuck on Python 2.7 (yes, you read that right), making it about as relevant as a floppy disk drive in 2024. The real kicker is how everyone's fighting over Java vs Python while Jython is desperately waving its hands like "I'm both! Love me!" Spoiler alert: nobody does. When you want Java's performance, you use Java. When you want Python's simplicity, you use Python. When you want both? You probably just use microservices and call it a day.

Content I'VE FINALLY FOUND IT. AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! Computers always do exactly what they're told; it's you who programmed it dumbly MECHAM

That moment when you're so lost you can't even formulate a proper Google search. First you stare blankly at the screen wondering how to implement something. Then you try to Google it but realize you don't even know what keywords to use. So you're back to square one, still clueless, but now with the added shame of not knowing how to ask for help. The infinite loop of developer despair.

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