Even more heroic if they don’t just say to use another framework

Oh look, it's the eternal programming language debate, but with BREAD! 🍞 HTML is just chilling there as a comfy cat while Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are the actual bread loaves. The cat's smug little face says it all - HTML knows it's not technically a programming language but doesn't care one bit about your gatekeeping! It's found its cozy spot in the programming world hierarchy and is taking the most comfortable nap ever while the "real languages" do all the heavy lifting. Peak imposter syndrome vibes!

Ah, the evolution of game development—from heroic optimization wizards to corporate dumpster fires. Remember when devs were literal coding gods who could fit entire games in kilobytes and make them run on a potato? Now we've got these "Triple A" clowns shipping 50GB broken messes, requiring NASA computers, and forcing you to be online just to play a single-player game. The best part is the "optimization" advice. "Just buy a better PC, bro" is the game dev equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" except it costs you $2000. And let's not even address whatever the hell is happening with that breast milk situation. Modern gaming, everyone! 👏

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