Entire tech industry right now

Content WHEN ATHLETES FINISH A SPRINT THEY REST FOR A WEEK WHEN PROGRAMMERS FINISH A SPRINT. THEY START A NEW ONE. FOREVER

This is the perfect children's book explanation of tech debt! The dog Haggis never fixes his roof because when it's raining, it's too wet to work (aka "we're too busy putting out fires to refactor"), and when it's sunny, it doesn't need fixing (aka "why fix what isn't breaking production right now?"). Meanwhile, the ladder in the sunny picture is the perfect metaphor for the tools we finally get approved in the budget once the problem becomes critical. By then, the dog is desperately hanging out the window while his house slowly deteriorates. The real kicker? That ladder isn't even tall enough to reach the roof. Just like how management finally approves refactoring but only gives you two sprint cycles to fix three years of shortcuts.

LinkedIn has become the wild west of tech inspiration porn. One side: self-proclaimed "thought leaders" posting their daily shower epiphanies. The other side: AI-generated wisdom complete with random butterfly emojis and strategic typos for authenticity. Meanwhile, actual engineers are scrolling through this circus while debugging production issues, wondering if they missed the memo on butterfly emojis being the secret to 10x productivity.

Content coming up with good names for methods accidentally overriding important parent methods

Content Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing My brain : The XORcist

Content When you try finding an error on stack overflow and find out a whole code for the thing you are doing. I came looking for Copper And I found Gold