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Left side: You at 9am writing beautiful code, feeling like a programming god who just invented electricity. Right side: You at 4pm, soul crushed, wondering why your function returns undefined when you explicitly told it not to. The transformation from "I'm a genius" to "I'm considering a career in goat farming" takes exactly 7 hours.

Content When I wrote this code, only god I understood what it did. Now... only god knows.

Content Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67

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The eternal battle of verbosity vs. simplicity! On the left, Java's Olympic marksman in full competitive gear, methodically executing a 6-line ceremony just to print "Hello, World!" Complete with class declarations, static methods, and arguments you'll never use for this simple task. Meanwhile, Python's shooter on the right has the casual "I just woke up but I'll still hit the target" energy with a single line of code. No ceremony, no fuss, just print("Hello, World!") and we're done. The perfect visual metaphor for why Python developers finish their coffee while Java devs are still setting up their boilerplate factory factories!

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