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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of programming in a nutshell! 💸 Beginners stepping on that rake and BOOM - $50,252 mistake! Meanwhile, the "experts" are doing sick skateboard tricks and STILL managing to obliterate the budget in spectacular fashion! 💀 It's the universal truth of coding - whether you're a complete newbie or a seasoned pro doing kickflips with your keyboard, we're ALL just one semicolon away from financial catastrophe. The only difference? Experts make their expensive disasters look FABULOUS while doing it! ✨

The moment someone claims their regex handles "all edge cases perfectly" is when experienced developers reach for the doubt button faster than they reach for coffee on Monday morning. That innocent little pattern is probably hiding six different ways to break your production server when someone inputs an emoji, a null byte, or—heaven forbid—actual human language with accents. The confidence of regex authors is inversely proportional to the number of Stack Overflow tabs they'll need open tomorrow.

Copilot is that "helpful" AI pair programmer who creates more problems than it solves. It's like having an intern who confidently writes myAwesomeVariableThatDoesStuff when your codebase uses snake_case, adds comments like "// This function does things" and then has the audacity to hold your actual productivity hostage behind a paywall. The smug satisfaction on that farmer's face perfectly captures Copilot's attitude: "Sure, I wrote garbage code that violates every convention in your project, but hey... it ain't much, but it's honest work." Honest work my keyboard! It's digital sabotage with a subscription fee.