Do we really need to re-hash this every few weeks?

Content Me, tech lead, trying to explain why we can't make a cat shaped square my manager

Content I'm interested in making software If possible, I hope to make software without programming

[text] Boss We need more features on our app. Coder Yeah what do you want Boss Something new something useful. Coder Yeah but like what Boss Figure it out.

The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect tweet. When building systems, we're philosophical zen masters preaching about complexity and inevitable failures. But the moment Netflix buffers for 3 seconds? Instant rage-monster questioning humanity's competence. Nothing exposes our hypocrisy faster than being on the user side of someone else's 99.9% uptime.

That sweet, sweet vindication when you're falsely accused of breaking production with your commit. Nothing quite like the moment when evidence clears your name and the real culprit is found lurking in someone else's spaghetti code. Meanwhile, the entire dev team already sent you 37 passive-aggressive Slack messages.

Content TWO TYPE OF PROGRAMMERS The method I wanted to use in this library is private, I cannot access it. I'll try to find another wav. Fck it changes 'private' to 'public'