Dishonorable mention: SQL

THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Someone's marketing team just discovered why camelCase and proper spacing are the HOLY GRAIL of programming! The hashtag #SUSANALBUMPARTY was supposed to celebrate Susan Boyle's album release, but instead created the most catastrophic parsing error in social media history! This is what happens when you skip the code review, people! The difference between SusanAlbumParty and SusAnalBumParty is literally just proper capitalization standing between a music celebration and... something ENTIRELY different. Spaces and camelCase would have saved lives here, but nooo, hashtags don't allow spaces and someone skipped Naming Conventions 101. This is why developers drink.

Content I DON'T KNOW WHO JASON IS AND AT THIS POINT IM TOO AFRAID TO ASK

Content Manager: Did you finish your task? Yes lesterday found a new bug ,fixing it.

Content I'm a programmer itsma haroo Make my website pls I have a bilion dollar idea Can you fix my printer Make my game ps Ill pay you a whole 5 ProdrammerHumor.io

Content dev team knowing the solution is not technically possible project manager and client excited about their software solution

Content receives notification from GitHub gets excited someone starred your repo "Potential security vulnerability found"