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Content BJ Smith BJSmithArt Why are IT guys such dicks? Eric Chapman eschapman Replying to BJSmithArt Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on.

Ah, the classic developer paradox! Spend 5 minutes doing a mundane task? Absolutely not. Spend 30 minutes automating that same task? *finger guns* Sign me up! Every programmer knows that sweet dopamine hit from creating a script that saves you approximately 0.03 seconds per year. It's not about efficiency—it's about the principle of never doing manually what could be automated with 6x the effort. The math never checks out, but we'll defend our automation decisions to the death. Future me will thank present me... probably... maybe... if I remember where I saved the script.

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Content Giray zil girayozil Following Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. 10:42 AM - 27 Feb 2013 4,209 Retweets 1,450 Likes 17 4.2K 15K 79

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