defo not perfect took like 5 min on it but better than the first one

Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."

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Content DID EVERYONE ON THE TEAM ADDRESS THE ERROR I HIGHLIGHTED TO BE ACTIONED AT LINE 2036P YES, AFTER 12 HOURS OF TESTING WE CAN NOW ARRIVE AT THE SAME ERROR 63 FASTER USING 163KB OF LESS MEMORY

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Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady