defo not perfect took like 5 min on it but better than the first one

Content I Am Devloper lamdevloper v Following I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it. Reply 47 Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS FAVORITES 4,846 2,105 4:56 AM - 18 Feb 2014

Content I MAKE 200K AS DOING MEANINGFUL A SOFTWARE ENGINEER WORK, RIGHT? DOING MEANINGFUL WORK. RIGHT?

Content Me: Fullstack software engineer, specialized in security and UX, 10 years of experience with plenty complex microservice projects Also me: Google how to put double quotes inside a quote string in javascript

Freezing to death in your apartment? Don't worry, just run a Gradle build and WITNESS THE MIRACLE! Your computer will transform into a thermonuclear reactor that could heat an entire ZIP code! The desperate "run gradle build" solution is the programmer's equivalent of setting your money on fire for warmth—except this fire comes with a progress bar and enough CPU usage to make your laptop levitate off the desk! Who needs central heating when your development environment doubles as a space heater that could probably be seen from the International Space Station?!

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of a programmer's social life!!! Your brain literally stores people's names like Vim keybindings that you can't remember when needed. "Oh, I know this person's name... let me just... *frantically searches mental database*... ERROR 404: NAME NOT FOUND." Then you desperately try to escape the conversation with some made-up Vim command because your social battery just CRASHED harder than a production server during a demo. The ":wq to exit conversation" part is just *chef's kiss* - the universal cry for help when human interaction exceeds RAM capacity!

Content So, you have a PHD in computer science, and cannot make a code to draw a simple circle It's a topological circle. I spent a week demonstrating it CIRCLE