C With Classes Is Not Cpp

Adding more project managers and consultants to a sinking project is like adding more people to the top deck of a sinking boat. "Why aren't we moving faster?" asks the clueless executive as the poor dev in the water desperately tries to paddle. Classic corporate solution: throw more management at the problem while the actual workforce drowns. The Brooks' Law special – adding more people to a late project just makes it later. But hey, at least there's plenty of people to document the failure in a retrospective PowerPoint!

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The classic technical debt has come due! Our protagonist spent 1.5 years building a house of cards with ChatGPT as the foundation. Now they're facing a monitored VM environment where their AI lifeline is severed, and they've got 21 hours to learn what they should've spent 1.5 years studying. This is like trying to cram for a swimming test after pretending to be Michael Phelps while secretly using floaties. The controlled environment is the ultimate "runtime error" for someone who's been copy-pasting their way through education! The irony is delicious - they've been training an AI to code instead of training themselves. Now they're contemplating risking academic dishonesty or cramming an entire Java curriculum overnight. Talk about a self-inflicted NullPointerException to their career!