Cutting Edge Productivity Solutions

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Cutting Edge Productivity Solutions

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Ah, the "productivity tool" that's just sharp enough to slice through your will to live but not quite sharp enough to actually help you code faster. Management's idea of innovation is handing developers a knife when what they really need is time and proper requirements. But hey, at least now you can efficiently cut through the mounting pile of technical debt while simultaneously stabbing your productivity in the back!

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