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Content HOW IT STARTED: Elon Musk elonmusk The duty of a leader is to serve their people, not for the people to serve them 3:01 PM Feb 11, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone HOW IT'S GOING: L'Chat BlackOverflow 13h Replying to elonmusk Me when I hold my work visa employees hostage for a 2am photo op so I can make it look like I'm totally doing the coding and stuff 483 17 1,314 39 123 18,106

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Content Sr. Software Engineer reviewing closed PRs in free time Interns ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Jr. developer: Why do we write comments? Sr. developer: Because comments helps others understand the code better Jr. Developer: Then why doesn't your code have comments? Sr. Developer: Listen here, you little shit

Ah, the classic "I know a programmer" tax in action! Nothing says friendship like asking for a free app at 8 AM and expecting you to both design AND build it. The smooth "That's where you come in!" is basically code for "I have absolutely no idea how this works but I'm sure you can whip it up by lunchtime." This is the digital equivalent of asking a doctor friend to check out your weird rash at a dinner party. Bonus points for the early morning ambush when your defenses are down and you haven't had enough coffee to calculate the 300+ hours of unpaid labor they're casually requesting.

Content I showed you my source code pls respond