Crying All The Way To The Bank

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Crying All The Way To The Bank

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The classic dev paradox: crying about impossible deadlines, legacy codebases, and micromanaging PMs while simultaneously clutching a fat stack of cash. Sure, we're miserable, but at least we're miserable with good compensation. It's like therapy, except instead of paying someone to listen to your problems, you get paid to create new ones.

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