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Content My manager appreciating me for creating a button that closes the app Button crashing the app

Content Stein Makes Games steinmakesgames.bsky.social Programmer: "Just read the documentation" The documentation: ALT

Oh look, it's Sun Tzu's lesser-known chapter on software development! Nothing says "I'm a 10x developer" quite like attributing your laziness to ancient Chinese military strategy. This is the battle cry of every developer who's about to unleash pure chaos into production. "Focus on building, not on tests and docs" is just fancy talk for "I'll let future me (or some poor soul who inherits my code) deal with this dumpster fire." The irony of using a military strategist who meticulously planned everything to justify skipping documentation is just *chef's kiss*. Next up: "The database will figure itself out" - Albert Einstein, probably.

The AUDACITY of this checkbox! Promising to save me from the endless nightmare of sign-in prompts while the power cord dramatically lies there, UNPLUGGED from the wall! 💀 It's like promising not to get wet during a tsunami while holding an umbrella made of tissue paper. That "Don't show this again" checkbox is making promises it LITERALLY has no power to keep! The ultimate betrayal in the digital realm - a powerless promise from a powerless device! The irony is so thick you could cut it with a keyboard shortcut!

Content inigo quilez iquilezles - 3h Planck constant of software development, the smallest measurable amount of coding effort, is 15 minutes. 17 21 50 Tom Forsyth tom forsyth Follow iquilezles Heisenberg principle: you can make something in a known amount of time, or you can make it bug-free, but you can't do both. RETWEETS 8 LIKES 25

Content 3 Building the image using docker run build . --networkhost fixed the issue for me. The error I was getting was caused by Docker not being able to access the Internet, so spoonfeeding it "hey, just use host" seems to have fixed the problem. Share Follow answered Jan 27 at 18:35 walnut salami 2,790 0 1 11 33 3 It's ... kind of surreal googling an error, opening a stackoverflow answer and finding out that both the question and the answer are mine but several months later - walnutsalami May 24 at 9:24