Couple Bytes

Cs101 Computerscience Bytes Homework Excuses Wordplay Datastructures

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Couple Bytes

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The eternal struggle of CS students reaches new heights! Student claims "my dog ate my homework" – the oldest excuse in education. But the punchline? "It took him a couple bytes." Pure programming wordplay genius! The dog didn't physically consume paper, but rather "ate" some binary data. And since computer data is measured in bytes, this student weaponized a terrible pun as their excuse. The professor's silent response is practically audible through the screen. Every programmer who's ever lost code to a corrupted file is quietly nodding in sympathetic amusement.

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