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The eternal evolution of every programmer's calculator journey! The "noob" writes an entire Python program with separate functions for addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division, complete with a menu system and user input handling. Meanwhile, the "pro" just drops a single line of pure evil: print(eval(input("Enter Expression: "))) . Why write 25 lines when you can write 1 and let users execute arbitrary code on your machine? Nothing says "I trust my users" like giving them a direct pipeline to your system's interpreter. Security? Never heard of her! This is the programming equivalent of building an entire house vs. just leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "come on in and do whatever!"

Content Dev: This won't take long, I can just reuse code from another project. Result:

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The universal programmer betrayal: copy-pasting code from a tutorial with surgical precision only to watch it crash and burn. That moment of pure confusion as you stare at your screen like Ted the bear here—wondering if you're living in some parallel universe where Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V is broken. The tutorial creator probably forgot to mention those crucial environment variables, or that one magical dependency they installed three years ago and completely forgot about. The best part? The comments section is full of people saying "worked perfectly for me!" Classic digital gaslighting at its finest.