Confidence is the key

That moment when your code reviewer keeps finding "just one more thing" to fix in your PR, and your will to live evaporates with each comment. The Scooby Doo reference is perfect because by the 13th round of changes, you're no longer a developer—you're just a ghost of your former self, haunting the GitHub repository and muttering "ruh-roh" every time you get a notification. The only mystery you're solving now is how many more formatting tweaks you can make before your soul leaves your body completely.

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The eternal truth of programming education: beginners gravitate toward random YouTube tutorials by enthusiastic Indian instructors, completely ignoring the senior developer with actual battle scars who sits right next to them. It's like having Gordon Ramsay offer to cook you dinner, but you'd rather watch a TikTok of someone microwaving a Hot Pocket. The 7-year veteran silently weeps as his hard-earned knowledge gets trumped by "Hello friends, today we will be learning..."

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