Conditional Baptism

Content my native-asgardian-deactivated201 Binary and non-binary are both half-assed, I don't even know why I waste my time doing that shit non-binarys-unite people struggle with it so it's not "half-assed" as your transphobic post is trying to imply native-asgardian this post was about programming

Content MONEY DOESN'T MATTER - RICH PEOPLE - LOOKS DOESN'T MATTER - BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE - FBVUICODING WARNINGS DOESN'T MATTER -PROGRAMMER-

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand." - Martin Fowler 6:07 PM 23 Apr 21 Buffer 340 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 1,736 Likes 17 shazaq Shazaq03 - 4h Replying to CodeWisdom Programmers who code in assembly: 17 14

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Picture this: You're a fresh-faced junior dev, desperately trying to get your first PR merged while the senior devs are out there living their best lives. So naturally, you slap a cute hamster sticker with "please let me merge!" on your car like some kind of adorable coding hostage situation. The sheer DESPERATION radiating from that bumper sticker is sending me. It's giving "I've been waiting for code review approval for 3 weeks and I'm about to lose my mind" energy. The little hearts just make it more tragic – like begging with puppy eyes but make it version control. Companies want juniors with 5 years of experience, and juniors just want someone, ANYONE, to approve their pull request without leaving 47 comments about variable naming conventions. The struggle is cosmically unfair.