Communication Is Key

Content participate in discovery, do your own data analysis, write briefs, argue with stakeholdersPMs, write the tickets, own the process end to end, care a lot, entertain a career in product management 34 34 take a ticket take a ticket 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Content Finclude stdio.h int main() printf("Hello World!n"); include stdio. h include math. h const double coeffs 72, -5601.524004527918, 15839.254381218243, -17990.084825043516, 11078.251262340189, -4157.194592942288, 1004.360782045639, -159.60952959110847, 16.59282398377248, -1.0862681816910813, 0.0406327158120081, -0.0006620771164300821, ; int main ) for (int x 0; X 12; X) double y 0; double t 1; for(int i 0; i 12; i) y coeffsit; t X; printf ("c", (char )round(y)) ; printf("n"); ProgrammerHumor.

Oh, the classic "I'll definitely use getters and setters properly this time" delusion! Every developer swears they'll implement proper encapsulation, then 10 years later realizes they've written exactly zero getters that actually do anything besides return value; . We all pretend we're writing enterprise-grade code that might need validation later, but deep down we know we're just adding extra keystrokes to feel professional. The angry face at the end is just perfect - nothing triggers developer rage quite like being confronted with our own coding hypocrisy.

Content TIl remember what this code does After all, I wrote it myself And it's unlikely anyone else will work on it So I don't need to leave comments.

The eternal trade-off that haunts our nightmares. Write code fast with Python, then watch it run like a sloth on Ambien. Meanwhile, C++ makes you type for 6 hours straight but executes at the speed of light. And Java? Just hanging around in the middle, making enterprise architects feel validated. The perfect visualization of why your tech stack decision is always wrong no matter what you choose.

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