Coding Is Better At Night For Me

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Coding Is Better At Night For Me

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The circadian rhythm of code production has spoken! While the normies set alarms to drag themselves out of bed, we're over here setting alarms to remind ourselves that beds actually exist. That magical 3 AM clarity when your brain finally decides to cooperate and suddenly those bugs that stumped you all day surrender to your nocturnal genius. It's not insomnia—it's when your compiler and consciousness finally sync up. The quietude of night is just better compiler optimization.

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