CMake - Oh my.

Content Babe! it's 4pm, time for your borrow check! Yes honey int ptr NULL; printf ("dn" ptr); Seomentation fault (core dumped)

When it comes to typing tests, developers have their priorities straight! Rejecting a careful 30 WPM with near-perfect accuracy in favor of blazing through at 100 WPM while making errors in almost half your keystrokes is the quintessential programmer mindset. Why? Because we can always refactor later! It's like shipping to production with known bugs because the sprint deadline is more important than functionality. Who needs accuracy when you've got SPEED ? Just slam that keyboard like you're rage-quitting vim and let autocomplete sort out the mess!

Content Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it So, everyone claims they are doing it.

The evolution of developers has taken a tragic turn! Back in the glory days, programmers were depicted as muscular chads who wrote code without AI assistance or Stack Overflow, built entire games in Assembly language (absolute madlads), crafted mission-critical code for Moon landings, and fixed memory leaks by manually tweaking pointers. Fast forward to today, and we've devolved into bizarre creatures who can't center a div without Googling it for the 500th time, beg ChatGPT to fix basic syntax errors, get trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer prison (":q! anyone?"), and somehow manage to create three new bugs while fixing just one. The brutal reality check hits hard. We went from programming gods to dependency-addicted gremlins who can't function without our precious tools. Progress?

Content when you see the code you wrote last month I don't even know who you are

Content wow! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? I DO ONE PUSH-UP. SHEN COMIX EVERY TIME I DO ONE PUSH-UP Traceback (most rec call last) File "sWings ne In modules File "skrings in comic RecursionErre maximum Recursion depth exceeded