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Content Never ask a functional programmer what a monad is Worst mistake of mv life

Content Mark Dalgleish markdalgleish Young person: I think I might be interested in programming. University: Polymorphism. Young person: Maybe not. 7:45 AM 31821 Twitter for Android 18 Retweets 168 Likes 17 Mark Dalgleish markdalgI... 1h Replying to markdalgleish Internet tutorial: Here's how you make the computer go beep boop. Young person: Now we're talking. 02 14 94 ProarammerHumor.io

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Content How a tree is structured is best seen graphically. Null Null A lot of the terminology relating to trees is borrowed from that of real life trees. Computer scientists, having spent their entire life in front of a computer and never gone outside, have evidentially forgotten that trees are supposed to grow up, not down.

Content Do you pronounce it 'sequel or 'S-Q-L"? 'Squirrel'

Content Middle school: "plagiarism is unacceptable" High school: "plagiarism is unacceptable" University: "plagiarism is unacceptable" Work: PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.