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C++ shows up with perfect makeup - powerful, precise, but requires meticulous attention. Python's just casually biting its lip - easy to use but sometimes frustratingly inconsistent. Ruby's doing that subtle pout - elegant syntax that makes you feel clever until you try to scale. And then there's Visual Basic... that pained grimace says everything about maintaining legacy VB code at 3 AM when the production server crashes. The facial expressions are more accurate than any language documentation I've ever read.

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The Rust evangelism strike force claims another victim! Some poor soul dared to mention they're still using C/C++ in 2022, and now they're being lectured about Rust's memory safety features while their friends slowly back away. Classic language elitism in its natural habitat – because nothing says "I'm a modern developer" like making others feel bad about their tech stack choices. Meanwhile, the C++ devs are too busy fighting memory leaks to defend themselves.