Can We Stop This Vibe Coding Nonsense

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Content 1 need to walk into town and find a bathroom I'm dytig for take my keys and go in the van When giving instructions, or evaluating a proposal, it helps to be specific, and not assume the other side understands what we mean. We must always be prepared for the fact that the listener may be stupid.

The two horsemen of software development: hardcoding endless if-statements for every possible value (top) versus generating those same if-statements with a script that alternates between True and False (bottom). That moment when you realize you can write code to write your terrible code for you. Work smarter not harder! Technical debt can now be automated at scale!

New programmers discovering ChatGPT is like watching someone find the forbidden elixir of instant solutions. One taste and they're HOOKED for life. Why spend hours debugging when you can just ask the AI overlord to fix your code? Why read documentation when ChatGPT will spoon-feed you Stack Overflow answers with a side of explanation? It's basically digital crack for developers who just realized they can outsource their brain to a chatbot. And honestly? No judgment here. We're all addicts now, frantically typing "write me a function that..." at 2 PM on a Tuesday instead of actually learning the language. The prescription bottle format is *chef's kiss* because let's be real—once you start, there's no going back. Your GitHub commits will forever have that "AI-assisted" flavor.

When your boss says "network specialist with Python experience," they didn't specify which type of python! That snake is probably the most qualified cable management expert in the building—wrapping those Ethernet cables in a deadly efficient embrace. Bet it can detect network congestion before any monitoring tool... it literally feels the squeeze! No wonder the message is "urgent"—someone's about to discover why mixing fauna and infrastructure is against every data center compliance policy ever written.

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