Can We Stop This Vibe Coding Nonsense

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Starts with a simple rebase. Then you're fixing conflicts with amend and continue. Next thing you know, you're aborting and hard resetting. Finally, you just merge the branch like a defeated circus performer who's dead inside but still has to smile for the audience. The transformation from "I know what I'm doing" to "I have no idea what's happening anymore" is complete.

Content Theory is when you know everything, but nothing works. Practice is when you don't know anything, yet everything works. In Programming we combine theory and practice; nothing works, and we don't know why.

Ah, the classic "let's hardcode every single IP address instead of using a regex or CIDR notation" approach. Nothing says "I learned to code from a cereal box" quite like writing 254 if statements when if (ipaddress.startsWith('1.1.1.')) { return 0; } would do the trick. This is the kind of code that makes senior devs develop eye twitches and sudden interests in early retirement.

Nothing quite like the glacial pace of charging your phone from a laptop's USB port. That massive cargo plane refueling a tiny fighter jet? Yeah, that's your 16GB RAM development machine struggling to send a trickle charge to your power-hungry smartphone. Your laptop's basically saying "I'm already running VS Code, Chrome with 47 tabs, and three Docker containers... and now you want me to charge your phone too?!" Meanwhile your battery percentage creeps up 1% every 20 minutes. Classic power dynamic.

Content XX Senior Devs Junior Devs Crying in the corner, buh? Mind if Loin ya?