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Content Do You Smoke? Only when I find a bug in my code Sir, you have 5 days to live

Content This is who all your failed sudo attempts are reported to 9 37 36

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README. 2:11 AM 07 Nov 18

Content FLEX ME APE Failing unit test IFailing unit test

The divine punishment for developers who dare to dream of work-life balance! This meme perfectly captures the absurd commandments handed down to programmers—build an entire operating system with 90s-era graphics constraints (640x480 resolution with a measly 16 colors) while simultaneously engaging in espionage warfare with intelligence agencies. It's basically the tech equivalent of parting the Red Sea while juggling flaming torches. The "Moses of the New Millennium" isn't bringing tablets of stone, but impossible technical specifications that would make even Linus Torvalds weep into his keyboard.

Content Can you write good commit messages? Every developer can. Not all devs can, Laxman!