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Two wizards plotting the downfall of developer sanity! Nothing says "I wield ultimate power" like enforcing tabs over spaces or requiring semicolons after every statement. These lint lords stand atop their mountain, gazing upon the kingdom of code they're about to throw into chaos with their arcane proclamations. The dark wizard is definitely pushing for "no-unused-vars" while his companion is advocating for "max-line-length: 80". Together they're crafting the perfect ESLint config that will make the entire engineering team contemplate career changes. Pure evil has never been so perfectly indented.

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Content When you read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this.", but halfway through it starts to become familiar. Well, of course I know him. He's me.

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Ah, the tech industry's obsession with catchy acronyms has reached mythological proportions! First we had FAANG (Facebook/Meta, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google) as the titans of tech. Then NVIDIA crashes the trillion-dollar party, and suddenly we're reading MANGA (Microsoft, Apple, Nvidia, Google, Amazon) instead. But the real punchline? The original poster one-ups everyone with "AGAMEMNON" - cramming in every tech giant they can think of into one absurdly grandiose Greek reference. Because nothing says "I'm a coding king commanding an army of developers" like naming your stock portfolio after a Trojan War commander. The Ozymandias reference in the title is just *chef's kiss* - these tech empires might seem invincible now, but someday they'll just be ancient ruins for future civilizations to puzzle over. "Look upon my 404 pages, ye mighty, and despair!"