C in a nutshell

Content 12:06 Kali Yesterday Hey cutie Report Today Girl are you a linux distribution for security cause I feel a penetration test is in order Delivered

Content Sr. Software Engineer reviewing closed PRs in free time Interns ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Troy Hunt troyhunt This loT shit is getting out of control Following Connect with the Garden 11:18 PM - 15 Sep 2018 from Sydney, New South Wales 89 Retweets 409 Likes 25 17 89 409

Content You know, you can use chatgpt to generate some code. It can save you a lot of time SENIOR DEV What is "ChatGPT" ? JUNIOR DEV

Ah, the classic "green squares at any cost" syndrome. Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like obsessively committing README formatting changes 30 times an hour just to make your GitHub contribution graph look like a lush rainforest. What you're witnessing is the digital equivalent of a peacock's mating dance - except instead of attracting mates, you're desperately trying to impress potential employers who might glance at your profile for 2.7 seconds. Trust me, after 20 years in this industry, I can tell you that no one has ever been hired because they had perfect markdown indentation in their README. But hey, at least your contribution graph looks like you've been coding like a maniac while you were actually just adding and removing spaces.

Content What's your address? No, your local address. I mean your physical address. 173.168.15.10 127.0.0.1 29:01:38:62:31:58