Reject Algorithms Return To Monke

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Reject Algorithms Return To Monke

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Ah, the eternal battle between optimization nerds and computational chaos enthusiasts. On the left, we have the poor soul who obsesses over O(m*log(n)) efficiency—probably spends nights awake wondering if they could shave off a few milliseconds from their sorting algorithm. Meanwhile, the chad on the right embraces exponential complexity like it's a fine wine. "Oh, your algorithm runs in polynomial time? How adorable. Mine might finish computing sometime after the heat death of the universe, but at least I'm not a tryhard." It's the programming equivalent of driving a monster truck when a bicycle would do—completely impractical but somehow infinitely more satisfying.

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