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Content Legacy software your client insisted on using the only file format it supports Massive converter sucking up 80 of project resources

Content bass boosted ACAB lil morgy hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like "; thought of you when i wrote this song". what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck 4:27 am 08 Aug 20 Twitter Web App 729 Retweets and comments 6,308 Likes

Ah, the corporate spin machine at its finest. When a developer points out the horrible UX, management doesn't fix it—they rebrand the bug as a feature. "Added friction to filter out low-intent users" is just executive speak for "our interface is so bad only desperate people will use it." The best part? The other developers just accept this nonsense with dead eyes. That MBA really taught them how to turn incompetence into strategy. Next week they'll probably call crashes "unexpected meditation opportunities."

Content I modified 300 project's files. Added a few new ones. Solved some bugs... My commit's message was: "some updates"

Content When you realize that jerk in the office does exclusively repetitive, scriptable tasks I'm about to eno is man's whole career

Content PYTHON THIS IS PLAGIARISM. YOU CAN'T JUST "IMPORT ESSAY. JAVA T'M TWO PAGES IN AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ASSEMBLY THIS IS GREAT. BUT YOU FORGOT TO ADD A NULL TERMINATOR NOW I'M JUST READING C UNIX SHELL I ASKED FOR ONE COPS LATEX HTML BUT IF'S THE MOST BEAUTFUL THING THINE EVER LAD EYES