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Content STOP using OOP Object-Oriented Programming ENCAPSULATES your data, RESTRICTING its flow over your program. Let natural selection take its course and randomly choose which of your arbitrarily-named local and global variables to use. Object-Oriented Programming ABSTRACTS data, CONCEALING it from the rest of your program. How do YOU feel knowing the goverment hides data from YOU? Your classes feel the same way. Object-Oriented Programming INHERITS its data, STEALING them from your other classes and passing it off as its own. YOU wouldn't like it if someone stole YOUR code and said it was theirs! Your base classes don't like it either. Object-Oriented Programming makes your classes POLYMORPHIC, treating derived classes as LESS THAN THEY ARE. Interpreting your classes as something they are not is demeaning. It also takes away the STRUCTURE and VERBOSITY that casting and conversion functions create. This is an example of the beauty, simplicity, and elegance of normal, procedural programming. include iostream int main() std:: cout "Hello, World!" std::endl; return OF This is an example of the horrors that OOP creates. This dark-mode friendly propaganda brought to you by the "Go is not 00P as it does not support key OOP concepts such as true polymorphism or inheritance, instead relying on method-based interfaces to pass similar structures" gang

The brain's midnight existential crisis about Git terminology strikes again! That moment when your neurons refuse to shut down because they've discovered the ultimate version control paradox: you're requesting to pull code that you're actually trying to push . The terminology comes from the maintainer's perspective - they're "pulling" your changes into the main repo. But from your perspective, you're desperately trying to shove your 3AM code refactoring into the codebase before anyone notices those 47 TODOs you left behind.

Valve Corporation, masters of creating legendary games but allergic to the number 3. They've given us Portal 1, Portal 2... then nothing. Half-Life, Half-Life 2... then radio silence for decades. Meanwhile, they're busy pumping out gaming hardware like Steam Deck and VR headsets with the sad stick figure muttering "i guess we make Hardware" instead of finishing what they started. The ultimate software development strategy: when you can't figure out how to count to 3, just pivot to hardware! Gabe Newell probably has a phobia of trilogies stronger than most developers' fear of touching legacy code.

What your cover letter says vs. what your face says at 3 AM after applying to your 47th "exciting opportunity" this week. The cold, dead eyes of someone who's been told to learn React, Vue, Angular, Node, Python, Java, and 12 microservices frameworks just to center a div. That coffee isn't for energy—it's liquid coping mechanism for when the job description says "competitive salary" but actually means "we'll pay you in exposure and free snacks."

The eternal zombie of web development strikes again! PHP continues to shamble along despite countless "PHP is dead" articles published every year since approximately 2005. The language that powers 77% of all websites somehow persists through constant ridicule, security concerns, and syntactical oddities that would make any CS professor weep. Yet there it is, running WordPress, Facebook, and probably your company's legacy codebase that nobody wants to touch. Its survival skills are unmatched - like a cockroach after nuclear winter, PHP simply refuses to die.