Bonus Is The Person Left

Chrome Incognito: "Isn't the internet wonderful!" *sips colorful cocktail in Hawaiian shirt* Tor Browser: "I have seen horrible things" *clutches bottle, traumatized in trench coat* The actual dark web user: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's ventured into digital places where even system admins fear to tread* It's like comparing someone who thinks using private browsing to watch YouTube without recommendations is "hacking" versus the person who knows exactly which ports your firewall has left open since 2017.

[text] When wrote this code only God understood what it did. Now..... only God knows.

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Content HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE: START PROJECT. DO THINGS RIGHT OR DO THEM FAST? RIGHT FAST CODE FAST CODE WELL DOES IT WORK YET? NO ALMOST, BUT ITS BECOME A MASS OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETTI CODE. ARE YOU DONE YET? NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED. THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER. GOOD CODE

Content Still not working? That's weird. You may have to reboot your PC , It's still rebooting There is absolutely no problem, please take your time! Done committing Oh! It's working now It's uploading... Of course it is! We are committed to never let bugs in production! CommitStrip.com

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