Binary Tree

The classic astronaut gun meme gets a project management twist! A junior dev looks back at Earth and realizes "Wait, it's all a broken waterfall?" only to find the Scrum Master behind them with a gun saying "Always has been." Truth bomb: most companies claiming to be "agile" are just running waterfall with daily standups and calling it Scrum. Six years of sprint planning meetings and I'm still waiting for that mythical "potentially shippable increment" the certification course promised.

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