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The existential dread of Android developers hits different! Nothing like worrying about your digital legacy while Google breathes down your neck with update requirements. That reply though... "You can access them through the cloud" is peak developer humor. Sure, because we all know the afterlife has excellent WiFi and Google account recovery options. Maybe St. Peter is running OAuth2 at the pearly gates? Forget writing a will for your house—gotta set up that posthumous CI/CD pipeline to keep your apps compliant with whatever Material Design version they're on by 2073.

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The special kind of shame that comes from encountering your own "hilarious" code comments years later. That moment when past-you thought "// This function is held together by duct tape and prayers" was comedy gold, but present-you just stares in silent judgment wondering what kind of sleep-deprived monster wrote that. The code probably still works though, so... mission accomplished?

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That rare, mystical moment when your code executes flawlessly on the first try and you feel like some ancient prophet who's just performed a miracle. No debugging. No stack traces. No cryptic error messages. Just pure, divine execution— as written . You didn't expect it to work, you were already mentally preparing for hours of troubleshooting, and now you're simultaneously elated and suspicious. Is this a trap? Did you accidentally solve the wrong problem? The universe doesn't just hand out working code like this!