Beautiful history

Content We need to build a feature to share files via GPS in 30 days moonshot technologies product manager engineer Breaking News: The CEO of Moonshot Technologies has just announced that their Engineers have found a way to share files via GPS O workchronicles "Sharing via GPS" doesn't make any sense. Good you checked with me before pitching this feature to management. How about 35 days?

Content When your boss asks why you've renamed the default branch to "UwU Daddy B.". There's no ulterior motive to what I'm doing!

Content PARENTHESES IN GRAMMAR PARENTHESES IN MATH PARENTHESES IN PROGRAMMING

The box of horrors that contains your legacy code from 2 years ago. You'd rather lose a limb than have to maintain that spaghetti nightmare you wrote when you were "just getting it to work." Nothing induces more existential dread than having to revisit your own documentation-free code with variable names like 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalVersionForReal'. The code still runs somehow, but touch it and the entire system implodes. Your past self is your current self's worst enemy.

Content )running calculating "thinking PROGRAM US I think it stopped working... We should kill it USER PRETENDS TO BE DRAWING PTBD. JWELS.BERLIN

The eternal relationship paradox for coders. She's upset about being treated like an object, while he's literally offering to elevate her to class status. Talk about a communication breakdown worthy of a Stack Overflow question! In object-oriented programming, objects are instances of classes, so he's technically offering a promotion in the hierarchy. Sadly, his girlfriend doesn't appreciate the distinction between being instantiated versus being a blueprint. Marriage counselors should really learn programming fundamentals before taking on dev clients.