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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of returning from vacation only to discover your brain has been wiped cleaner than a formatted hard drive! 💀 You sit there staring at your code like it's written in ancient hieroglyphics, reduced to writing HelloWorld just to remember if your fingers still work. Two weeks of margaritas and suddenly you're questioning if you ever knew how to program at all! The cognitive whiplash is REAL, people!

Found the bug in your game's economy! Someone forgot to cap those resource costs. The struct shows Minerals but then Maxerals instead of Vespene Gas or something sensible. Classic case of "let me just copy-paste this variable and... oops, didn't change it enough." Now your players can mine infinite resources because you literally coded in the MAX-imum minerals. No wonder your space marines have diamond-plated coffee mugs!

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