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Ah, the classic "new guy syndrome" where fresh blood joins the team and immediately wants to nuke the entire codebase from orbit because a function has one too many parameters. The meme perfectly captures that moment when you're desperately trying to stop the enthusiastic junior dev from replacing your battle-tested monolith with microservices written in whatever framework was trending on Hacker News this morning. Meanwhile, the rest of us are silently thinking: "Sure, let's rewrite 5 years of edge-case handling because you don't like our naming conventions. What could possibly go wrong?"

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Staring at this code for 3 hours wondering why your IDE can't find the ColorСhange() method? That's because some sadistic keyboard warrior snuck in a Cyrillic 'С' instead of a Latin 'C'. It's the coding equivalent of stepping on a LEGO at 2 AM while debugging. The worst part? It looks IDENTICAL until you're sobbing into your fourth energy drink trying to figure out why your perfectly valid code is "undefined" - and then you notice the microscopic font differences. Satan himself couldn't have designed a better torture device.

The paranoia is real. Nothing says "trust issues" like wrapping your calculator in parentheses just to make absolutely sure it calculates 2+3*4 as 2+(3*4) instead of (2+3)*4. That's the difference between getting 14 and 20, and I'm not taking any chances with my code logic. The calculator says it follows PEMDAS, but do I believe it? Absolutely not. Those extra parentheses are basically the programming equivalent of wearing both a belt AND suspenders.