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Content while (not edge) run(); do run(); while (not edge);

Content CODE PROGRESSION ARCHITECTURE PROTOTYPE PILOT BETA RELEASE LEGACY DOCUMENTATION MONKEYUSER.cOM

The infinite chain of nested "else if" statements screaming into the void. Classic example of what happens when you're too stubborn to use switch statements or proper pattern matching. That codebase is one code review away from someone having an existential crisis. The final "if" just sitting there, blissfully unaware it's the root cause of a future 3 AM debugging session.

Content Me peacefully refactoring legacy code Some mf who used three dimensional array of structures 13 years ago made with mematic

Content Your Score 85 You FAILEDPASSED the Exam Required Score 85 ME: Maybe I am a SUGGESSFUL FAILURE The programmer who used "if-if" condition instead of "if-elseif":

The evolution of infinite loops in programming is like watching someone slowly lose their sanity. First, there's the naive while(1) - honest work, gets the job done. Then the galaxy brain move: while(1 || !0) because why use one truth when you can use two redundant ones? But the final boss? That #define ever (; ;) for ever macro - pure chaotic evil disguised as poetry. It's what happens when developers get too clever for their own good and decide readability is for the weak. Ten years from now, the poor soul who inherits this code will be questioning their career choices.