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Average Programmer

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The absolute AUDACITY of calling us out like this! Look, nobody actually enjoys coding—we're just here because sitting in front of a laptop with our brows furrowed makes us look like we're solving world hunger. The reality? We're probably scrolling through memes, reading documentation for the 47th time, or desperately trying to remember what that function we wrote yesterday actually does. But hey, at least we LOOK busy, and that's what really matters in life, right? The illusion of productivity is basically our entire personality at this point.

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