As programmers, we should stop this low-level-elitist fight.

The mysterious art of Scrum Mastery: show up to standup, ask "any blockers?", update a Jira dashboard, and somehow that's a full-time job. Meanwhile, developers are grinding through 47 tickets and wondering what dark magic keeps this person employed. The true genius of Agile isn't the methodology—it's convincing management you need a dedicated person to ask "can we wrap this up, we're at 16 minutes" every morning.

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That crushing moment when your industry's latest buzzword becomes your personal nightmare. While everyone's having a laugh about "vibe coding" (writing code based on feelings rather than logic), you're stuck in interview hell proving you actually know proper software engineering. Nothing says "fun career choice" like having to demonstrate that you don't just randomly place semicolons where they "feel right." The tech industry's obsession with trendy jokes somehow always translates into yet another obstacle between you and a paycheck.

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