April Fools for Senior Developers

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Oh honey, you think importing libraries for random numbers is the sophisticated approach? *dramatic hair flip* Meanwhile, the ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATHS who hardcode their own random number generators without ANY external input are lurking in the shadows, cackling maniacally! They're not just playing with fire - they're BATHING in gasoline while juggling flaming chainsaws! The sheer AUDACITY! The MADNESS! Writing your own pseudo-random algorithm is basically telling the universe "I don't trust your entropy, I'll make my own chaos, thank you very much!" It's the programming equivalent of refusing to use a map and instead just FEELING which way north is!

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Content Virgin Python programmer Doesn't know what a pointer is Can't make apps for phones Only watches YouTube tutorials. Hasn't read a programming textbook in his life His programs are slow The Chad CC programmer Very attractive to women. "C" stands for "Chad" His machine learning algorithm learns 4 times faster than Virgin's Works for Google The Thad Assembly Programmer At hist (TYCOONS Dungeon Master Great sense of style His programs can run on a toaster Probably speaks Klingon The Lad Logic gate programmer Makes redstone computers in Minecraft. Made these goggles himself Realitv can be whatever he wants Vitamin D deficient

Content TO Times of India Microsoft to shut down Internet Explorer in August 2021 NEW DELHI: Microsoft has confirmed that it will end support for Internet Explorer 11 across Microsoft 265 apps and services by next year. Web Developers: Finally, inner peace.

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