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The Hidden Side Of Developer Customization
Hardware Windows Programming Linux
12 days ago 78.3K views 0 shares
The Hidden Side Of Developer Customization
When your developer friend says they're "just customizing their boot screen" but actually they've replaced the UEFI splash with an anime girl calling them "senpai." Nothing says "I'm a serious professional who writes mission-critical code" quite like having your computer address you as a "good boy" during startup. The duality of programmers: can architect complex systems by day, creates waifu boot screens by night. The real reason they never let IT support touch their machine.

When Worlds Collide: BIOS Edition
Hardware Programming
13 days ago 63.3K views 0 shares
When Worlds Collide: BIOS Edition
When your computer knowledge betrays you in the wild. Someone saw "BIOS" lit up in a building and immediately thought it was full of tech nerds tinkering with Basic Input/Output Systems, only to realize it's probably just a biotech company or biology lab. The classic case of seeing the world through your professional lens. Next they'll be wondering why the "RAM" store doesn't sell computer memory.

Laptop BIOS Setup Key
Hardware Windows Linux
18 days ago 103.2K views 0 shares
Laptop BIOS Setup Key
The eternal laptop BIOS key guessing game—where every manufacturer picks a different magic button combination just to watch us suffer. Dell uses F2, HP prefers F10, Lenovo loves F1, and ASUS goes with Delete. Then there's that one guy suggesting "just use DEL" like we're all using the same hardware from 1998. Nothing says "standardization" like frantically mashing every F-key while your laptop boots. It's basically percussion practice for desperate sysadmins.

The PC Upgrade Nightmare Escalation
Hardware Microsoft Windows Debugging Testing
20 days ago 75.2K views 1 shares
The PC Upgrade Nightmare Escalation
Nothing like the sheer existential dread of upgrading your PC only to watch it self-destruct! First, you proudly install more RAM thinking you're about to experience computing nirvana. Then the BIOS decides it's the perfect moment for an unexpected update—because clearly your consent is just a formality. But the true horror? Running Memtest86 and discovering your fancy new RAM sticks are about as functional as a chocolate teapot. That moment when your upgrade journey transforms from "I'm gonna have the fastest PC ever" to "Did I just waste $200 on defective memory?" in 3.5 seconds flat. The hardware equivalent of writing perfect code that somehow still returns 47 compiler errors.

Someone In Spain Was Updating Their BIOS Yesterday
Hardware Windows Linux
1 month ago 80.8K views 0 shares
Someone In Spain Was Updating Their BIOS Yesterday
Nothing turns atheists into desperate prayer warriors faster than a BIOS update. That terrifying moment when your screen goes black, progress bar crawls at 1% for what feels like eternity, and you're just sitting there making deals with whatever cosmic entity might be listening. "Please, if you exist, don't let my motherboard become a very expensive paperweight." We've all been there—palms sweaty, whispering sacred incantations to the silicon gods. Because deep down, we all know: there are no atheists in BIOS update foxholes.

The Hard Truth About Late Night BIOS Coding
Hardware Linux Debugging
1 month ago 77.1K views 0 shares
The Hard Truth About Late Night BIOS Coding
Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like debugging BIOS code at 3AM and suddenly realizing you're staring at a boot menu that says "Hard Dick Drive" instead of "Hard Disk Drive." The best part? This isn't even a typo you can blame on autocorrect. Some sleep-deprived firmware engineer had to manually code this masterpiece, then it passed through QA, got shipped to thousands of computers, and nobody noticed until users started giggling like 12-year-olds during system setup. Legacy hardware: where professionalism goes to die.

How It Felt To Enter The BIOS For The First Time
Hardware Windows Linux
1 month ago 109.8K views 0 shares
How It Felt To Enter The BIOS For The First Time
Ah yes, that first BIOS encounter. One minute you're just trying to fix your aunt's laptop, the next you're pressing Delete like a maniac during boot, and suddenly—BAM—you're a hacker in The Matrix. Green text on black background, cryptic settings about things called "AHCI" and "PCI latency," and you have absolutely no idea what you're doing but feel like you could launch nuclear missiles with one wrong move. The "Tehc" guy perfectly captures that "I have ascended beyond mere mortals" feeling while actually being one misclick away from bricking the system.

When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality
Hardware Windows
1 month ago 86.9K views 0 shares
When Your Tech Brain Hijacks Reality
Someone saw a building with "BIOS" lit up in the windows and immediately thought it was a gathering of hardcore IT professionals, only to realize it's just a New Year's decoration that reads "2018" backward. The classic case of tech brain taking over your perception of reality. When you've spent so many hours tweaking boot settings that you start seeing BIOS everywhere—even in innocent holiday decorations. The digital equivalent of seeing faces in electrical outlets.

The $5 Hero We Ignore Until Disaster Strikes
Hardware Windows Debugging
2 months ago 89.6K views 0 shares
The $5 Hero We Ignore Until Disaster Strikes
The AUDACITY of this tiny $5 speaker! There you are, lying in bed, completely BAFFLED why your precious computer won't work, while this smug little piece of hardware is DESPERATELY trying to communicate with you through its primitive language of beeps and boops! It's literally SCREAMING diagnostic codes at you while you stare blankly at the ceiling wondering if you should just throw the whole PC away. And then the MOMENT OF REVELATION hits you like a truck - "Oh wait, that annoying little speaker I never paid attention to was actually trying to SAVE MY LIFE this whole time?!" The betrayal you feel towards yourself is immeasurable.

My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me)
Programming Microsoft Windows Linux Backend
1 year ago 37.5K views 0 shares
My 85 year old grandfather who didn’t finish high school taught himself programming and Linux and woke up from his 7:30 pm bedtime to provide technical support to his dumb grandchild (me) | programming-memes, tech-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, program-memes, ios-memes, windows-memes, rest-memes, ubuntu-memes, bios-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8:13 4 rimm. rean i'm seeing on Youture there is a way to erase it from the disk while installing Ubuntu. Is that how you did it? It should offer to intall ubuntu with a "dual boot" (side by side with windows) or to delete windows, but I would recomment that you do a dual boot. I'll check messages in the morning. good nite. Love you. okay, I'II see what I can figure out. Goodnight, love you too! 8:11 PM Just thought of why it's not working for you (I just had to get up and post this). The thumb drive that I gave is a boot-able drive. You'll have to find how to get pc to boot from the us. The setting is in the "Bios." Look up how access the Bios, usually by pressing one of the "F" keys while the pc is booting up (F2 maybe). Once this is done, insert the thumb drive in the us and start, or restart the pc I'll check in morning. Aa ProarammerHumor.ic

hardware failure?
Linux
1 year ago 18.5K views 0 shares
hardware failure? | hardware-memes, ios-memes, bios-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ABOUT TO SAVE THEN COMPILE A PROJECTIVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR 3 MONTHS. POSHUTS DOWN AND WON'TEVEN POST TO BIOS imaflip.com

installing a BIOS
Linux
1 year ago 17.9K views 0 shares
installing a BIOS | ios-memes, date-memes, bios-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content alcohol Mandac5 What is an extreme sport? allison amazaleax Installing a BIOS update while there's some icy storm across the province and have been numerous power outages