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Oh honey, you thought AI-assisted coding was going to be all sunshine and rainbows forever? Day 1 is literally you floating through a meadow of flowers, tossing that baby code in the air with pure joy because ChatGPT just wrote your entire authentication system in 30 seconds. You're living your BEST life, feeling like a 10x developer without even trying. Fast forward to Day 30 and you're being absolutely DEMOLISHED by an apocalyptic hellscape of your own creation. Tech debt is literally eating you alive, bugs are multiplying like rabbits, your auth system doesn't exist anymore, you've hit every possible API token limit, your codebase looks like someone sneezed spaghetti onto the screen, and OH YEAH—you accidentally committed your API keys to a public repo. The baby? Now a demonic creature of chaos feasting on your suffering. Turns out blindly accepting AI suggestions without understanding what's happening creates a house of cards made of cursed code. Who could've possibly seen this coming? 🙃

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