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Content Programmer NULLposting 11 hrs There is no such thing as good and bad code. If your code accomplishes its task it is good. 72 Comments 1 Like Comment Gameplay Engineer at Bethesda Game Studios Like Reply 10h ProdrammerHumor.io 1 81

Content Let's me use a scripting language for this task Oh no..Use C for everything.. it's fun

Content A random user posting code snippets on Stack Overflow Do you trust me? Me learning a new language With every cell of my body.

Content 6 o 86 6 45 M 39 12:41 PM Tweet Chunk harrdtimes The worst part of coding is when you finally fix the problem, but then you gotta go back and delete all the random garbage code you threw in to try to fix the problem. LSEP GIF 12:38 PM 01 Jul 19 Twitter Web Client Ill View Tweet activity ProgrammerHumor io

Content Zhuowei Zhang zhuowei Never spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it

Remember when we used to fight about whether Scrum was a cult or microservices were just distributed monoliths with extra steps? Good times. Now we've evolved to measuring developer productivity with metrics that are somehow even more useless than story points. First they wanted to know how fast we ship features. Then someone got the brilliant idea to measure lines of code like we're paid by the character. Both metrics are equally terrible—one encourages shipping garbage fast, the other encourages verbose garbage. And the punchline? Management's already brainstorming the next metric: production incidents per sprint, probably. The real kicker is that none of these metrics capture what actually matters: solving problems, writing maintainable code, and not making your teammates want to quit. But hey, at least they're easy to put in a spreadsheet.