Another Week Another Request

Content What LANGUAGE developers look like to LANGUAGE. developers.

Oh snap! Looks like someone just invented HTTPS😐 - the secure but emotionally neutral protocol! When your connection is encrypted but your server is going through some stuff. Security teams are thrilled while the emoji is clearly having an existential crisis. Trust me, this is what happens when developers try to make protocols more relatable but forget to update the emoji library. Your data is safe but your feelings? Not so much!

Content Someone: tell me you are an idiot without telling me you are an idiot Me: bool isEven (int n) bool even (n20) if (even false) return false; else if(even true) return true; return false

Content LET ME CHECK WHEN'S THE DEADLINE VESTERDAY

Content DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. No! You stole my idea. PROGRAMMERS Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.

Content PYTHON LOGO REVEAIS HOW TO SIT WHILE CODING DAM ALREADY USED TO SITLIKE THAT