Another One

Forget gender reveal parties, we're doing "Hello, World" reveal parties now! The baby's first words aren't "mama" or "dada"—oh no, that would be too pedestrian. Instead, this blessed child emerges from the womb ready to print the most sacred phrase in all of programming. The parents didn't even have time to pick a name, but they already know their kid's first program is going to compile. Move over, baby books—we're going straight to coding bootcamp! Junior here is about to speedrun childhood and go from diapers to deploying production code. The delivery room? More like the deployment room. Congratulations, it's a programmer!