Another Day Of Fixing The Legacy

The ancient art of bug containment! Instead of actually fixing the issue, our heroic senior dev is just casting a magical seal around it. Why solve a problem when you can just wrap it in seven layers of abstraction and pretend it's a "feature"? This is basically legacy code maintenance in its purest form. That bug's been there since Java 1.4 and nobody dares touch it because the entire payment processing system mysteriously depends on it. The commit message probably reads: "// TODO: Fix this properly before 2034" — spoiler alert: nobody will. Future generations of developers will tell tales of the forbidden code zone where dragons dwell and Stack Overflow has no answers.

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