An oldie but a goodie

Content THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT? HA! OKAY, WELL I GUESS THEY CAN JUST DETERMINE WHETHER ANY PROGRAM WILL HALT WHEN GIVEN A PARTICULAR INPUT! HEY, ASK THEM IF EVERY EVEN WHOLE NUMBER BIGGER THAN TWO IS THE SUM OF TWO PRIME NUMBERS! STUPID! Computer scientists should not be allowed in customer service.

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Content WHENDASKA DOUBT TO MY SENIOR DEV AND THEY START FIXING MY CODE mi code Don't touch my garbage

The eternal paradox of programming in its purest form. You spend four years learning algorithms, data structures, and computational theory. Then your production code works by pure accident after you copy-pasted from Stack Overflow at 3 AM. The real magic happens when both your test cases and production mysteriously pass despite having no logical explanation for why. That's when you quietly back away from your keyboard and accept that some cosmic force decided to take pity on your sleep-deprived soul.

Content JAVA ECLIPSE INTELLI

Oh, the sweet sound of hypocrisy hitting every programmer right in the Stack Overflow! This meme perfectly captures that moment when we realize our entire career is basically professional Googling. While doctors spend 8+ years in med school, we're over here with 47 browser tabs open, frantically copying code snippets and praying they work. The monkey's side-eye is literally every developer when someone asks "how did you figure that out?" and we have to decide whether to admit it was a random GitHub repo we found at 3am. The truth hurts, but at least we have dark mode to hide our shame in!