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The AUDACITY of developers thinking they're coding geniuses while their entire app is basically a yacht being dragged by a truck labeled "node_modules" containing 1000 open source packages! Honey, you're not writing code—you're just playing LEGO with other people's blocks! That smug little horse on the yacht thinking they're Captain Code while the REAL heroes are towing their entire career behind them on the highway of dependency. The delusion is BREATHTAKING! 💅

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Content 11yo me playing with drag drop code switch backdrop to MainBackground set timer to 60 repeat, unti timer Hakcer change timer by 1 switch backdrop to GameOver stop air when wait O secs repeat 10 clicked What's your name? and wait say Hello move steps play sound meow pen down URicmills9

Content this is so fucking funny the internet really was better 10 years ago Apr 28, 2005 Want a free cupholder, download the attachment LOL Attachments PVTCaboose1337 Graphical Hacker Joined Feb 1,2006 Messages: 9,501 (1.92day) Locationi Dallas, Texas 1200 System Specs v Free Cup Holder.exe 98 KB Views: 12,823 Apr 28, 2006 what does it do? edit: nevermind, it just open the cd-rom drive. K

Content Coders Who Drink Coffee Have "Growth Mindset' Because Plants Grow DIVISION A recent study by the Caffeine Institute of Technology (CIT) suggests that the "growth mindset" is a consequence of drinking the "essence" of the coffee plant which, like all other plants, grows very large from a tiny seed. One of the participants, buzzing with excitement, proclaimed, "I'm a plant! I'm a freaking plant! Bow down to my pistils, mortals!" He then wrote a compiler in Rust for his very own programming language and refused to code "mainstream garbage" anymore. CIT Researcher, Dr. Jav A. Mocha, states, "The